My friend, Freddie, has mentioned several times that she thinks it would be hilarious to be a fly on my wall. Ha!
The conversations inside our home & car this week have dished out a plethora of humorous comments. When I was done laughing, I started writing them down… enjoy.
“This is the most embarrassing day of my life.” / “That’s my job- embarrassing my kid when they’re preteens.” /” Well, you’re doing a great job!”
“Stop singing, Dude.”
“I’m pretty sure Batman & Robin are Christians.”
“I get to choose what we play cuz I’M the BIRTHDAY boy!”/ “NO. I get to choose what we play cuz I’m the GUEST!”
“All this coloring is making me really tired.”
“That’s so weird… Some people are really weird.” (says the girl wearing this mask)
“I’m pretty sure that my sister doesn’t have any jewels in her crown!”
“Oh, you’re writing a story? Here’s a story for ya. ‘Once upon a time my sister was a mean bean. The end.’ There!”
“Mom, when we have kids you’re gunna be the most boring Grandma of all time because you never spend your money on candy!”
“MOM! There’s a man walking around outside our window! (and their window is on the 3rd floor… but they were right!)