If you’d been around our family in recent weeks you would’ve
heard the following statements (along with many, many others)
that my have cracked you up, amazed you or left you wondering.
“I do NOT wanna eat at that restaurant.
It’s like having someone punch you in the stomach for a hour!”
“God gave me 3-D polka dot on my shoulder.”
“Oh… I have to get up really early for work tmrrw.
Being an adult is hard! I just wanna be a dog!”
(We’ve always been a MAC computer family, but this
fall we added some PCs to our family, too.)
“These PC computers look like the old play Barbie
computers we used to have.”
“My stomach is full of those terds.”
(“Curds honey. Cheese curds.”)
ICK! There’s a spider near your shoulder!!!
OH, well, let’s just put it
on that giant zit on Mom’s face,
cuz it’s babies are probably inside!
(While listening to a Muppet Movie (but not being able to SEE it):
“Mom, these annoying voices are exactly what Middle School
boys sound like!”
“No matter how sweet takin’ or romantic a boy is, at the end of
the day he’s gunna home and make fart noices. ugh”