If you’d been around our house in recent weeks you would’ve heard the following statements (along with many, many others) that my have cracked you up, amazed you or left you wondering).
“All Oreo ever does is poop, pee, stare and bark!” (Oreo is our dog)
“Honey, please stop talking about your birthday, it’s months away.”
No! It’s the next female birthday in our family… well, besides you, Mom. But we don’t really celebrate your birthday. Once you hit 40 it’s all over. Besides, you forget how old you are anyway!”
“I like the taste of mucus!”
After taking a bite of green bell pepper he exclaimed, “This is like heaven in a a pepper!”
When eating a tiny little clementine orange he announce: “This orange is Heaven!”
“Did God make our house?”
“Well, He made the things that were used to make our house, like the trees that made wood.”
“Oh, and the horses that have hair that made the stuffing in our house!”
(Our home nearly 100 yr old home we discovered that horse hair and chicken wire were used to insulate the house. Amazing!)
After loudly singing a song of 1 tim 4:12 someone comments, “Wait. Did you just say in word, in love, in faith and puberty?”
The stuff that’s said around here just keeps me laughing!
Oh, I love my husband & family. What a joy!